If Dane was your psychic medium...

"I'm crossing over and communicating with a spirit named Sam Wheat. Do you know Sam? He's saying he was your grandmother. He taught you needlepoint. You say you've never done needlepoint? He's saying you did. He has a message for you. He says the scallion cream cheese in purgatory is the stuff of Gods, and he's standing in awe before the selection of hot soup."