Art Smarty says be square and obey the laws of the pack.

This piece is a revival of the romantic assertion that the artist's soul should be revealed in a work of art. In my next painting I'm going to staple sex toys to the canvas.

Soap Opera Dialogue (It doesn't matter which one.)

"I was always intimidated by Miguel's culinary talents."

"You didn't read what he wrote in his journal? ...His glamorous Mother is in prison!"

"I find the man interesting."

"Mm-hmm. Instead of Aliens living among us, Victor thinks he may be over-reacting."

"Oh, dear. What Aliens?"

"I'm no counselor, just a guy who loves his brother."

"Meaning?"

"I'll tell the Court you broke probation to take an underage girl on a drunken joyride."

"Don't do that to yourself, you're just upset because there's a page missing from your shakespearean sonnet."