Sunday, April 26, 2009
If Dane was your psychic medium...
"I'm crossing over and communicating with a spirit named Sam Wheat. Do you know Sam? He's saying he was your grandmother. He taught you needlepoint. You say you've never done needlepoint? He's saying you did. He has a message for you. He says the scallion cream cheese in purgatory is the stuff of Gods, and he's standing in awe before the selection of hot soup."
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Scallion cream cheese is the bomb. My last boy friend was one chromosome short of being cream cheese, and he was heaven.
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