Saturday, April 11, 2009

Outer Space, Cats, and Germans

Q: If you could be a superhero, who would you be and why?
Dane: Thor. Because he got to carry a hammer around all day and break stuff.

Q: What do you consider your biggest fault and how has this fault held you back in your career?
Dane: I like to cut out a picture of the creative director, put it in a little locket, and wear it around my neck as a keepsake. This makes some people feel a tad uncomfortable.

Q: What one thing are you most proud of?
Dane: Drank champagne out of Suzanne Lynch's shoe at a New Year's Eve party.

Q: What's the biggest risk you've ever taken?
Dane: Drank champagne out of Suzanne Lynch's shoe at a New Year's Eve party.

Q: Who's the most infamous person (living or dead) you'd want to have a discussion with?
Dane: The person who's idea it was to place a gold-plated plaque on the space probe Pioneer 10 showing a naked human couple and directions to Earth; (launched in 1973).

Q: What are you passionate about and why?
Dane: I'm passionate about making ten dollars an hour. It will help finance a project of mine that's been 10 years in the making... photographing famous people's used Kleenex.

Q: What is the best thing about living in New York City?
Dane: I like to roam the streets set to a soundtrack of George Gershwin tunes and imagine how everyone would look in black & white.

Q: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
Dane: Minnesota. Where else are likenesses carved out of slabs of butter considered high art?

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